↟ COME IN. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

High scores.
Low standards.

The carpet has seen things.
The posters deny everything.

16 MACHINES·4 TABLES·FREE PLAY·ZERO SMALL TALK

GOOD GAMES. STRANGE COMPANY.

Find your corner.

Sixteen machines. Four tables. Make yourself at home.

Free play · Game scores last for this visit.
From the archive

The original Cathy Coin visual demo is preserved separately.

OPEN V2.1 VISUAL DEMO ↗

FREE PLAYSCORE 0000SESSION BEST —

1 PLAYER · FREE PLAY

READY?

HOUSE RULES

Make yourself
at home.

Tap or click any visible machine or table to open it. Use PLAY / EXPLORE to choose directly, or VIEW IN ROOM to get a closer look.

W A S DWalk. Arrow keys work too.

DRAGLook around the room.

EPlay the cabinet you’re facing.

ESCLeave a cabinet or close a panel.

On a phone: drag to look, use the left thumbstick to walk, or pick any game from PLAY / EXPLORE.

Free play. Scores reset when you reload. Two-player games share one device. SOAK DECK currently opens its cards and rules.

XTRATA ARCADE ↗XTRATA RADIO ↗

A MESSAGE FROM THE WALL

SHOP ELSEWHERE ↗

SOMEWHERE HUMAN BAR / ROBOT SERVICE

What’ll it be?

Cathy hired a machine. It’s been polishing the same glass since Tuesday.

THE FICTIONAL HOUSE MENU

Pub fiction. No charge or physical service. Your slip stays in this page visit.

THE CATHY CALL

A terrible idea.

Spoken Cathy starts when you lift the receiver.

A red phone. A direct line to Cathy. She may roast you, flirt outrageously, or involve your dignity in Portal Customs.

Scripted pub fiction. Recorded fictional voice. No real call, microphone or contract. Hang up whenever you like.