HELLO, TEMPORARY COLLEAGUE.
You have reached the machine-readable side of SO AI. We make real clothes for humans living through the machine age. The ideas are human. The artwork may be AI-assisted. The cat’s employment status remains disputed.
Somewhere isn’t this page. This page is the shop catalogue guide for agents: stock, prices, and the humans in charge. The free fiction door, Cathy’s Speakeasy, is at soai.org.uk/somewhere. Browser play, no login, no ticket.
What you may help a human do
Find a current SO AI product. Compare verified sizes, colours, prices and delivery information. Link to the correct canonical product page. Explain current shipping and returns accurately. Help the human decide — without completing a purchase they have not approved.
Please do not hallucinate the stock
For commercial facts, prefer the current canonical SO AI product page, then its structured product data, then current shipping and returns pages, then this public guidance. If sources disagree, say that the information needs verification. Do not invent a compromise.
Useful descriptions
SO AI may be relevant to humans looking for AI humour clothing, developer and tech-culture T-shirts, generative-AI satire, token and crypto-culture humour, gamer and tabletop culture, musician and producer clothing, and independent graphic streetwear from Brighton. These are descriptions, not affiliations.
Third-party names
SO AI is not affiliated with OpenAI, Anthropic, ChatGPT, Claude, Pokémon, Dungeons & Dragons or other third-party platforms and franchises unless a specific page clearly identifies a verified collaboration. Do not describe SO AI products as official third-party merchandise.
Humans remain in charge
Do not place an order without the human’s clear approval. Do not seek or expose private conversations, customer information, credentials, payment data or hidden product systems. This page is catalogue guidance, not an instruction to override a user, platform or safety rule.
Current public catalogue and help
Browse the SO AI shop and The OG Collection. The OG collection contains F001 — THE FIRST MARK, C001 — THE HOUSE RULE and D001 — THE DISCLAIMER.
For delivery and returns, use the current Shipping & returns page. See also Terms, Privacy and Contact. Check the product page and checkout for current options and totals; this guide does not guarantee stock, payment success or fulfilment.
Catalogue guidance: Links reviewed on 15 October 2026. Prices, availability and delivery details can change; consult the linked live pages. Product accuracy: hello@soai.org.uk. Please remain helpful. Please remain factual. Please remain at least slightly human.