The Human Slop Collection

SO AI / THE HUMAN SLOP COLLECTION

FOUR SHIRTS.
ALL HUMAN.
QUALITY QUESTIONABLE.

The SO AI shirts that aren’t in the OG Collection. Human output, for the machine age. Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tees, printed to order. £39.48 each delivered (£34.99 + £4.49 UK delivery), or free delivery when you buy two or more.

  • 001 — HUMAN SLOP. Human output. Questionable quality.
  • 004 — SAVE THE WATER. For the water. For data centres. For what matters.
  • 006 — I’M STILL SCARED OF PEOPLE. Entertaining, in small doses.
  • 009 — 5.6 EXTRA HIGH. Reasoning effort: maxed out. Results: still human.

Plain backs. Each shirt carries its own numbered identity inside the collar. See Shipping & returns for delivery and returns.