DAVID — THE DISCLAIMER / D001.

SLIGHTLY HUMAN.

David was asked a reasonable question. He considered his options and decided this was as far as he was prepared to go.

His sister Cathy says that explains quite a lot.

A white unisex T-shirt with understated handwritten black lettering on the wearer’s left chest. Part of THE OG COLLECTION from SO AI.

The shirt

Gildan 5000 unisex heavy cotton T-shirt, white
Small black handwritten left-chest front print
Plain back
David’s D001 — THE DISCLAIMER identity printed inside the collar
Sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL

Size guide

Gildan 5000 garment measurements, laid flat (length × flat chest width).

Size	Width / flat chest	Body length
S	45.7 cm / 18 in	71 cm / 28 in
M	50.8 cm / 20 in	73.7 cm / 29 in
L	56 cm / 22 in	76.2 cm / 30 in
XL	61 cm / 24 in	78.7 cm / 31 in
2XL	66 cm / 26 in	81.3 cm / 32 in

Compare with a T-shirt you own, laid flat: measure straight across the chest and from the high point of the shoulder.

Made to order

Printed for SO AI by our production partner, Printful. £39.48 delivered (£34.99 + £4.49 UK delivery). Free delivery when you buy two or more shirts. Production and delivery estimates are shown at checkout and in your order confirmation.

Design and returns

Developed and finished by SO AI with AI-assisted visual tools. This is a physical printed T-shirt, not a digital download. Your statutory consumer rights are unaffected.

Further verification is neither available nor encouraged.

Independent SO AI clothing. Not official merchandise from any AI platform.

slightly human

D001 — THE DISCLAIMER